BOTW #8: Cow Biscuits!

After last Monday being a Bank Holiday and all, BOTW is back. 

Name: Cow Biscuits
Producer: Elkes
Slogan: “Amoozing Malted Milk Biscuits”

As we’ve seen before, I’m not above purchasing biscuits simply because they are pretty or, as in this week’s case, cute. Behold! The COW BISCUIT!



Billing itself as having “a whole herd in every pack,” this modest little wrapped bundle o’ biscuits called to me from the shelves of SuperValu. Being plain malted milk biscuits, these cookies are your basic simple, dry, slightly sweetened, perfect for dunking biscuit. While they aren’t bad, they aren’t Club Milk either if you catch my drift. The main appeal here, though, is the appearance.



Each Cow Biscuit is stamped with an image. Here you can see four different examples (there were probably 6 or 7 different designs distributed throughout my pack). Not only does each biscuit have an image stamped into it, these images all revolve around cow puns also. Epic win! Here you can see (from left to right):
Moo-dy, Cow Hide, Moo-stache, and Heifer-vescent. And a close-up of Moo-stache. Because it’s the best.



Cow Biscuits were simple, tasty, and affordable. Their cute factor really pushed them over the brink though onto my list of favorite biscuits.

And, thankfully, as the package makes clear: “No cow suffered in the making of these biscuits.”