In which I introduce you to the magic that is:

McSweeney's Internet Tendency. ( http://www.mcsweeneys.net )

Honestly, if you have not visited McSweeney's before, you just don't know what you're missing. It is a site that exhibits frequent genius. On today's plate for you, Klingon Fairy Tales, by Mike Richardson-Bryan.

"Goldilocks Dies With Honor at the Hands of the Three Bears"

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/22MikeRichardson-Bryan.html

So please, enjoy and explore. You'll thank me for it later.

10 bonus points to those of you who find and read the list "Ten Precepts from The Art of War That Never Made It Past Sun Tzu's Editor." (Including the gem, 8. Demoralize your enemy by whispering and giggling and then suddenly going silent as he draws near. When he asks what you were talking about, say, "Oh, nothing." ).

On a completely unrelated side note, I am in the midst of the hellish process known in the vernacular as "computer shopping." It's hideous. BUT! (See, this is where you all say, "ack! That's a big but!"...who ever said I grew up?) But, I should have a computer of my own soon and the update rate on this puppy should increase considerably.

Until then, I must go learn. Sally forth, my darlings!