Bloodshed and burgers...

I give you an exact copy of an e-mail I wrote to my mother this morning, sent at 2:48am:

2:30 am....some idiot decided to cook a burger downstairs. He decided it would be a good idea to leave it unattended in the microwave for 5 minutes. The entire building had to evacuate for a fire drill. He apologized for the fire alarms, completely blackened microwave, and acrid smell of smoke as we tromped down the stairs and headed outside. I thought the people with 7:40 finals later this morning we're going to kill him. I thought we'd have a massacre on our hands.

I'm going back to bed.


Around 11am, I went downstairs and found this sign in the kitchen.


Never a dull moment.